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stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what’s time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom whats day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
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why does London have to be so far away, I would literally do anything to go to the signing omg
I LIVE IN NEW ZEALAND OH GODDDDDD WHHHYYYYY
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Rocky once again trying to convince himself that he is in fact a lap dog.
I WANNA CUDDLE HIM FOREVER
this picture made all of my problems go away
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i-hate-myself-so-much-i-am-numb:
my uncle is a priest and he’s staying over for a couple days how the fuck am i supposed to watch supernatural and read fanfiction with his righteousness here
Sacrifice him to Satan
no he’s making mac and cheese for dinner
maybe tomorrowI admire your ability to keep your priorities straight.
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The Entire Percy Jackson Series:
Clary Fray and Jace Wayland Stills from The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
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“Usually I’m remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn’t end in y.”
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15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist
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stairway to heaven
highway to hell
exploding dick to purgatory
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